Papa Murphy's doesn't like me…

My wife got a pizza from Papa Murphy's yesterday. We have eaten about five pizza's from them so far but this most recent one, something was different.

Within 10 minutes of finishing my last slice I had terrible stomach cramps. Within 30 minutes I was in the bathroom where I was for the next 20 or so hours every 20 to 30 minutes.


It was not pretty.


What really sucked was I was working most of the time on a con call which last some seven hours.


There I was in the bathroom, ear piece in and phone muted, wishing I could roll-up into a little ball and sleep.


Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger or so they say. Since I am now stronger I have the strength to never eat Papa Murphy's again.


Oh, you may be wondering why my wife didn't get sick - we always get half Canadian Bacon + Pineapple and half Pepperoni. I ate the Pepperoni half.